Seriously found like.. fan fiction generator. XD oh god this is so fun.
Gambit/Remy and Wolverine/Logan.
"I saw Logan kiss Santa Claus" (YES THATS THE TITLE)
Remy woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one beautiful box that looked like a soup.
Then Remy noticed that Logan was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Remy thought that he would surprise Logan. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his arrogant butt. That always made Logan good.
Remy crept wired down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its amazing lights, and the presents, heaped up naughty, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Logan. Kissing someone.
Remy was so angry, he picked up a spagetti from a table and threw it huskily on Scott's bed.
They both looked around.
"Logan, you fantastic caterpillar!" Remy yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Remy looked and then rubbed his leg and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Logan said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a cocky kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Remy said interesting. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be grumpy."
That seemed reasonable. Remy went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a.. cajun and a wolverine. Yeah that works well right?. He made Remy's nose feel all bad.
"You see?" Logan said sweet and Remy saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
I am laughing so hard right now.. seriously XD
"cocky kiss, then things will be grumpy, you fantastic caterpillar" OH GOD SO AWESOME XD
Sorry if this seems wired, BUT SERIOUSLY. NAUGHTY. PRESENTS. (I ran out of words okay? XD)
MAKE YA OWN KID